Jerry R.,
My tongue was firmly implanted in my cheek when I posted above.

Kendall, I love your Mormon verse to "Sweet Betsy!"

Liland,
As a Baptist PK who did college at Baylor and William Jewell, I'm not easily offended by "Babdist" jokes. One of the best athletic "spirit ribbons" I ever saw was one that SMU sported when Baylor played them in football in 1959. Baylor had a spirit ribbon with a bear shoving a horse into a corral, with the caption "Corral the Mustangs." SMU's showed a horse stuffing a bear down the toilet, with the caption "John the Baptists!"

BTW, do you know why Baptists don't make love standing up?

Because it might lead to dancing!

Genie §;-)