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Thread #41045   Message #634388
Posted By: musicmick
24-Jan-02 - 02:11 AM
Thread Name: BS: Best comedy lines
Subject: RE: BS: Best comedy lines
Oscar Levant said to an unwelcome admirer, "I'd like to memorize your name and throw my head away!"

Robin Williams, improvising a riff, refered to something being as useful as a Nerf dildo.

Funniest routine of all time was Bob and Ray's interview with the president of the S.T.O.A. ( The Slow Talkers of America)