Mr. Smith goes to his wifes doctor for her test results. Dr. apologizes because there were 2 Mrs. Smiths getting tested, and He can't say for certain if this man's wife has Alzheimers disease or aids. Smith says there must be a way to tell which disease my wife has. The Doc replied, yes there is.Drop her off in the center of town and if she finds her way home-don't fuck her.