Why do I suspect there is not enough food in Toronto to cover this onslaught? I'm sure there will be plenty of music, but you can't eat an eighth note. I predict that within two days of arrival there will be a run on the supermarkets and by day three, Mick and Jed will be hungry enough to eat the ass out of a leprechaun.

Heather, please stock up now as this scenario can only become more grim.

Spaw