If their is one thing I would like to know, it's where I am going to die. Because If I knew, I wouldn't go there.

Once upon a time their were 2 rabbits, look how many their are now.

What has 7 eyes and cannot see? Three blind mice and half a pigs head

The dyslexic assassins of Iran would like to appologies for the death of Willie Rushton. OK. that was a joke.