Now wait just a minute here, Wolfgang...

This virus hoax warning is not a hoax. If you do encounter a virus hoax warning, however, that is a hoax of a virus hoax warning, then be sure to warn all of us accordingly so that we won't be fooled into thinking that the hoax that fooled the kind of people who are regularly fooled into believing every warning they hear, including warnings against warnings of warnings about hoaxes, because then we...uh...

I'm confused...

Anyway, don't get mad if we choose to ignore your warning, on the supposition that it might also be a hoax.

In the meantime, I'm gonna call up Dubya and see what he thinks about it. He's got the whole State Department to keep him informed, plus a mind like a razor, so I figure he should know for sure...

- LH