The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #43435   Message #635085
Posted By: Chip2447
24-Jan-02 - 10:38 PM
Thread Name: BS: Favorite sayings,adages,one liners
Subject: RE: BS: Favorite sayings,adages,one liners
Don't get excited, don't sweat the small shit. Shit happens, when the shitcans's full...FLUSH IT.

"Think of it as Evolution in action." Larry Niven

Trying to swim in the deep end of the gene pool without a Life guard.

My dad says this all the time..."Use it up, wear it out, make it do, or do without."

(Insert your favorite organization, employer or person here)"....Is like a fan. If you stand behind (them/it), (they/it) sucks. In front of (them/it),(they/it) blows. ANd if you stand beside (them/it), (they/it)(dont/doesn't) do a damn thing."

As popular as a turd in a punch bowl.


Shit in one hand and wish in the other. We'll see which one fills up faster.

Chip2447