This just in....................my vacation time was approved, and I am accompanying my fellow Beef Brother to the land of Tor's, On's, and Toes. Rick, have them put on a few extra cops for the weekend. Got any Walmart's I can organize in my spare time? I can't wait for the fecking border crossing when my "little" brother Jed and I cross over the Blue Water Bridge. I can see it all now. 15 or so instruments, the whistles, .............. and the look on the guards face when they try to figure out what the hell my uillean pipes are. I think I had better leave those home or we may not make it in. Can you imagine when you and I get out of the car, Jed? 500 pounds between us, and enough hair to weave a king size comforter................LOL.

Now.............uhhhh..........Heather............about the menu..............I am a growing boy, you know................I want to be Rick when I grow up................have you got any cookies..........and milk...........and pot roast...........and Navy Bean soup.........and some spuds...........and some green beans fried with bacon..............and some corn bread............and how about a little corned beef with some dacent mustard.............That will do for when we get there...........Now.......about dinner..........

Mick