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Thread #43249   Message #635165
Posted By: Genie
25-Jan-02 - 02:45 AM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 80
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 80
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Sonja

Skimpy Knicker Short Jeans
Words: Sonja W. Oates
tune: City Of New Orleans


Ridin' up my backside in the back stretch,
Brand new knickers showin' half my tail.
Shift like thongs, shifting to low-riders
Seat constrictors (25 laps of hell!).

All around th' Olympic track, you see,
My tail sticks out in Calgary,
Racin' on past bleachers full of fans,
Passin' chicks that have no shame,
Shakin' their goods at all the men,
And the referees are watchin' our buts and cans.

Good grief! You lewd old men, how dare ya?
Why'd ya make me show of half me bum
When I'm goin' for gold in these Skimpy Knicker Short Jeans
And I'm doin' 5000 metres in the noonday sun?

Revealin' knickers from the old men in the board room--
Fanny a-flashin', buns a-chafin' sore.
Pass the Russian hag that runs full throttle;
Go for gold, show 'em what legs are for!
And the sons of bitches up there, buns in view, they leer,
While their fathers' granny glasses fog with steam.
Others think we babes are cheap, joggin' in the noonday heat,
And the schizm of our tails is all their dreams.

Good grief! You lewd old men, how dare ya?
Why'd ya make me show of half me bum
When I'm goin' for gold in these Skimpy Knicker Short Jeans
And I'm doin' 5000 metres in the noonday sun?

Right now in these Skimpy Knicker Short Jeans
Chafin' crotch is givin' me the creeps!
Halfway home and I'm half bare and squirming
Through the knickers-ripping race, just cursin' these *!@!ing briefs!
But as the howls and huzzah!s seem
To fade into a bad dream,
We speedy maids fin'lly hear the news.
The Committee says, "You poor, sweet dears,
"Next time, you can wear last year's."
We gals got the dissappearin' knickers blues.

"All right, dear Kathy, we will spare ya!
Don't ya know we'd rather see you run.
You don't have to wear the Skimpy Knicker Short Jeans
When you run 5000 meters in the noonday sun!"