They didn't ask me for any identification at the border. They asked a bunch of questions. (Jed, try to remember that your citizenship isn't "Texas." "US" would be the most appropriate answer.)

Jed, you really might need a bodyguard. If you guys were to get stuck in traffic long enough, you might turn into the Donner party. Maybe you wanna rethink the name "Beef Brothers" to something less food-related?