I liked this song (the dickie-dido version)a lot when I used to hear it bellowed at 2 AM, but after sitting down and READING the lyrics, it dawned on me that only about 2 verses and the chorus were clever at all! *grin*...(perhaps someone knows some verses that are 'cute' as well as gross and vulgar..(I have no objection to vulgar...just to 'stupid' and poorly constructed)

but, as they say, "de gustibus non disputandum"