The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #43249   Message #636132
Posted By: Genie
26-Jan-02 - 01:48 PM
Thread Name: Song Challenge! - Part 80
Subject: RE: SONG CHALLENGE! - Part 80
Bottom-Baring Briefs Overflowing
(Words: Genie; Tune: Loch Lomond)

My young bonnie flanks
and my young buns ablaze
As the sun shines bright on our runnin',
Well, me and my teammates, we really want the gold
But our bottom-baring briefs are disgruntling!

Chorus:
Oh some get the high view and some get the low view
And near beaver shots they afford you,
But me and my teammates will never meet our ends
In these bottom-baring briefs overflowing.

Our butt cheeks are parted by bun-chafing pants
And the cheap-seat oglers are drooling.
While we circle true our "hieland hills" they view
And the 'moon's' comin' out when we're rolling!

Chorus:
Oh some get the high view and some get the low view
And near beaver shots they afford you,
But me and my teammates will never meet our ends
In these bottom-baring briefs overflowing.

The young ladies plead and the UKA takes heed,
"You can wear last year's knickers for this oddyssey;
It's a championship stint where seconds cost the win
And the runner must not falter out of modesty."

Chorus:
Oh some got the high view and some got the low view,
But no more our butts we'll be showin',
No, me and my teammates run no more meets again
In these bottom-baring briefs overflowing.