We were first alerted to the possible problems here through reading the post of one catspaw49 in which he states: "Mick and Jed will be hungry enough to eat the ass out of a leprechaun."

Should either Mr. Lane or Mr. Marum wish to consider the other as a rack of pork chops or a sirloin roast, we have no objection, but should they in any way attempt to eat the ass out of any NALALGFG members they will be charged in criminal court and subject to civil liabilty suits.

Regards,
Rufus T. Flywheel