LOL. I'm already enjoying this trip and it hasn't even started yet!Rick - I can get pretty good and reasonably priced frog legs in Texas, so if I get the urge I'll just drive to down to Houston (Dallasites find them to be a bit too beneath them). 'course with Spaw's warnings, I probably need to steer clear of them anyway ... and I'm with you Mick; haggis would be just fine w'me!
Now as for Elderley, I'm thinkin' if I offer my Santa Cruz and my Vega, maybe they'd see fit to sending us off to Toronto with one of those Bob Brozman Baritones!