My father made me a guitar, and my mother taught me to play it.

What Spaw said about unconditional love also applies. I come from a family that may have put the capital D on Disfunction, but we always loved and trusted each other, even when screaming at the top of our lungs. I have a friend whose family is currently suing each other over an inheritance, with a lot of really nasty accusations of theft and dishonesty, and it has really made me appreciate the true good points of my own wild and weird relatives.