Is this what you're looking for. BTW 'Old?' Cinton Ford? is still alive and still performing at gigs with the Merseysippi jazzband, he now lives in the Isle of Man. I have some of his recordings on CD :>} TTFN Kenny BEND of ME OLD CIGAR
Asb Roy Hudd W/m Harry Champion
D GOne morning after breakfast, into my surgery,
One night after closing time the landlord of the "Star",
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Presented me with a nine-penny cigar,
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I smoked it until Easter time like one of the la-di-dah,
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Now everybody knows me by the end of me old cigar
Chorus
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The end of me old cigar, Tra-la, tra-la, tra-la,
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Now everybody knows me by the end of me old cigar,
Came a girl with a vaccination plea,
"Vaccinate me doctor, but please don't leave a scar",
So I vaccinated Gertie, With the end of me old cigar, ..... Chorus
One afternoon 'round tea time, at a grand n party grand,
My wife and me were a-shakin' of every hand,
She was carrying on a bit, going rather far,
But I was doing a trade of me own, With the end of me old cigar, ..... Chorus
One evening after supper whilst strolling in the park,
I came upon a lady, it was getting rather dark,
Says she "Can you direct me , I've wandered rather far"
So I takes a puff and shows her the way, with the end of me old cigar, ..... Chorus
HTML ‘preformat’ commands added (to make the chords line up with the lyrics). --JoeClone, 31-Jan-02.