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Thread #38385   Message #638248
Posted By: Amos
29-Jan-02 - 06:58 PM
Thread Name: BS: Humor Us, Chapter II
Subject: RE: BS: Humor Us, Chapter II
And for futher wordivore delectation:

[This strongly suggests another Washington Post contest, but my source gave no source. MJP]   AFROPHOBIA Fear of the return of the 70's hair styles (or the Jackson Five).

PSEUDONYMHOMANIA Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name.

DEJA FLU The feeling that one has had this cold before.

HYPOCOINDRIA Fear of not having correct change.

HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.

HERPES CINEPLEX Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.

CELESTIAL SEASONINGS AFFECTIVE DISORDER Herbal-tea addiction.

VISACARDITIS The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.

ALPOPLEXY Canine feeding disorder.

STREISAND-BROLIN SYNDROME Excessive displays of affection.

SONSTROKE An attack during the reading of a will

ROSWELL-BABY SYNDROME Irrational fear that one's infant might be an alien.

POST-DRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER Formerly David Caruso/Shelley Long Syndrome.

RUMBATOID ARTHRITIS Joint stiffness caused by "La Vida Loca."

OREOPOROSIS Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.

Regards,

A.