12 bar blues: ba buum ba bum, Johnny got his picture took,ba buum ba bum, didn't like how it look, ba buum ba bum, got red in the face, ba buum ba bum, now it's news all over the place,

Johnny got the blues, bababa bababa bum, da picture in the news blues, ba buum ba bum, Now he makin a fuss, ba buum ba bum, he's bout ready to cuss, ba buum ba bum, but dat would be a bad as if he didn't like the naked lady,whoa, whoa,

what's he gonna do, ba buum ba bum, johnny got da blues, ba buum ba bum, da naked boob in the news blues, ba buum ba bum, now da whole country is talkin bout how dumb it is, whoa, whoa. Johnny got da blues!

Respectfully submitted by members of the "Let's have some sanity in Washington Oxymoron Organization."