Naeborrapal[Glesca patter].Ah hope ah didnae come oan too strang.It's jist ah get scunnert wi' fowk tellin me tae speak"proper".Weepiper is richt in that a hae tae watter it doon as if scrieved in REAL Scots ah widnae be able tae understaun it masel.
Here's how the word "airtins" wis arrived at.
An airt is a direction or point of the compass. From a' the airts means from all over the place. ljc