Well, I love Jim's first story and though it may be long, it "rings" with truth.......from an attitude standpoint ya' know?

You have some good ones here gang!!!

You can tell you're in a hillbilly state when the state bird is the fly. And you can tell it's in the Deep South if the state bird is the gnat. Down in Albany, Georgia, you can tell the kids with the best Moms because the kid has the seat of his pants cut out and he's bare-assed......Keeps the gnats off his face.

Cletus and Rufus were trying to get to Ohio but when they reached the Ohio River, they couldn't find a bridge to cross. Cletus said, "Rufe, you turn on your flashlight and shine it across the river and I'll walk across on the light beam. Then I'll shine mine back across and you walk over." Rufus replied, "Hell no!!! What kinda' fool do you take me for? I'll probably get halfway across and you'll turn off the flashlight!"

Spaw