Ecktually, it was the more-or-less complete parody of
That's Amore--by the time I had posted it, someone
else had, so I tried to abort. Partial success, only.

How about:

There's just one thing
About country music;
If you don't know now
You'll learn right soon:
Ant time
There's a fiddle and a banjo
At least two of them
Will be out of tune.

cho: Give me an A
Said the fiddle to the banjo
Or an E or D
I just don't care.
So we sat around
While the band was tuning
All night long
At the Roseville fair.