At our BiLo (grocery) market we were amused last night to see 6" tall plastic Jesus AND Mary, plug-in nightlights, for that reassuring internal eternal glow. Only thing was, the plugs were mounted so they'd be set on sideways-- upright OK, but not straight lookin' atcha, jes' looming sideways.

Now I wish I bought a pair to auction and award to Spaw. Shall I??? To recognize him as Keeper of the Eternal Flame and All Plastic Jesus Threads?

~Susan