How about:

Mine eyes have seen the slaughter and the coming of the lard,
We have hacked apart and rendered the old duroc in the yard,
We have used the sausage secrets from Grandma's recipe card,
While cracklings sizzle on.

Glory glory pork superior,
Sliced and ground is his interior
Bacon, roasts, and chops superior
While cracklings sizzle on.

rich r