What a lovely thread. A pedant's delight! It would be a neat idea to take all these misquotations and put them into a single screenplay...gad! I'm surprised no one in Hollywood has thought to do this yet, especially Mel Brooks.

Now, here's one that is just as glorious as any of them...but it's not a misquotation. It's a real quotation.

"He's dead, Jim."

We have a whole course at the WSSBA based on that very statement, in fact...

- LH