Ladies and gentlemen

Could I please ask you all to houl' yer whisht for a few minutes. There are rumours that Liam Reilly of Bag O'Hell and Chris de Burgh have been spotted in the Edenderry area, asking if people know the way to "the great session" that's goin' on ...

We've sent a few boys out to put them off the scent. But unless you keep 'er down for a bit they'll hear us.

So, remember ... keep it down ... else ye'll be listenin' to Lady In Red and Summer In Dublin!