This woman pulls into a filling station in Woodland Park and enquires about the condition of the road through Wilkerson Pass.

The guy says "It's a paved road"

She replies "How paved?"

The guy says "Just like this road, all the way. Why?"

Turns out she had just come up from Canon City and someone had directed her through Phantom Canyon. The poor woman was a nervous wreck by the time she reached Woodland Park.