My personal favorite for the presentation of caviar is the following:
Obtain
Two ice buckets filled
1 fifth ice cold Stoli (vodka)
1 small wooden spoon
4-5 Ounces Beluga
Two shot glasses
Procedure 1) Place the vodka in bucket A
2) Place the Beluga in bucket B
3) Pour two shots of stoli 4) Give one shot to your lover and place yours within easy reach.
5) Spoon small amount of caviar into your lovers navel.
6) Eat the caviar from out of her(his) navel, licking the navel clean.
7) Drink your Stoli
8) Repeat steps 3 though 7 until you are out of Beluga.
Cheers, Fortunato