Pigs are actually quite nice, clean animals who have no sweat glands and a fine, friendly and sociable nature.

Not all men are pigs. Some are koala bears. Unsociable, permanently doped out of their heads (all that eucalyptus you know....) and they have flatulence like you wouldn't believe.....

Some are sheep, thick and follow the crowd, some are snakes, smooth, dry and smothering.

LTS