Here's My Guarenteed List:

• The sun will rise 7 times
• The sun will set 7 times
• Someone will be flamed in a thread for no apparent reason
• Someone will point out that I misspelled "Guaranteed"
• My cat will fart whilst sitting in my lap and give me her angelic "Who Me?" look.

Wincing Devil   >;-( Anytime spent with a cat in your lap cannot be considered wasted