Hey! I resemble that remark!
I've gotta go with Mmario on this one. We men, for the most part,try to behave ourselves most of the time,but that mischievious little porcine surfaces every now & then.
Let's face it guys,if we had the capability to breastfeed,it wouldn't be long before we were running around the house squirting each other!
My ex wife once told me that when I got together with my buddies,we acted like a bunch of 14 year olds. I promtly informed her that she was crediting us with far more maturity than we deserved.
Pigs? Yea, sometimes, but nobody's perfect!
DB.