SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO
Writer: H. Warren

I'll go home and get my panties
You go home and get your scanties
And away we'll go. Mm!
Off, we're gonna shuffle
Shuffle off to Buffalo
To Niag'ra in a sleeper
There's no honeymoon that's cheaper
And the train goes slow, Ooh!

Someday the stork may pay a visit
And leave a little souvenir
Just a little cute "What is it?"
But we'll discuss that later, dear
For a little silver quarter
We can have the Pullman Porter
Turn the lights down low, Ooh!
Off, we're gonna shuffle
Off to Buffalo.