Spaw, I still have a very difficult time believing my parents ever did it. And they had five kids. If you knew my parents, you would understand why.

And yes, my son does like to believe he was an immaculate conception.

I wasn't really thinking about slobbish behavior when I said my son's not a pig. I was thinking more about consideration for the feelings of others and being honorable in his dealings with others, including women. And believe me when I tell you, my son tells me everything (I really mean everything, because he likes to, not because he has to), so I would know it if he wasn't.

(P.S. If you don't believe me about my son telling me everything, ask Max. I made him close his ears when I told Emily about one of the things my son told me.)