********SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT/FREEZE WARNING*********
UNIVERSAL COSMIC WEATHER SERVICE
Time 8:00 PM .... Beelzebub Standard Time

An unexpected front has moved across the Nether Regions and a sudden drop in pressure has resulted in a plunge in temperature. With the thermometer in the mid-thirties, a few more degrees within the next few hours may result in a major freeze in Hell.

****END OF MESSAGE*****

Spaw