Ey!; How come nobody ever told me about the free T-shirt for getting flamed three times?

It's sort of a blur now, but if memory serves me correctly, I should be entitled to a whole bloomin' 3-piece SUIT complete with bow-tie by now! I could use it, too; about all that's left is this nasty, singed and smouldering old red flannel union suit.. and it's still smokin' from the last time I pitched into a friendly political debate!

Just so's ye' know; I take a size 47 plump. Don't fergit th' size 13 blue-suede sea-boots! };>{)~

Oh, by the way... can we get those boxer shorts in Nomex?