Plastic Surgery
By Adam Ant

You got a face like a labrador
I don't mind, that's what I'm here for
The Angel Gabriel sent me, to give you a little bit of Sympathy
I'm going to take you down to Harley Street...

Such a shame you had that smash
That will teach you to drive flash
And that lorry, hit it at full power
Your blood gushing like a shower
I'm gonna take you down to Harley Street

Plastic surgery, it's so plastic
Plastic surgery, it's fantastic

You might have to sell you car
And your parents brand new house
You lie awake and you loose your sleep baby
Miracles do not come cheap

You can have a brand new nose
Light blue eyes or even hazle
Little ears will be much better
When you are a real go-getter
I'm going to take you down to Harley Street

So don't go sitting in the sun
Your new face might start to run
Just forget your make-up scheme
Clean your face with Mr Sheen.