Well first off vixen, I don't get a damn thing clearer from ...like that bat deal. See I thought you caught bats with a sticky wicket, whatever the hell that is. And on the fly thing, like I said, mostly we just swat 'em...BUT as I also added, I've been to Albany, Georgia and those folks KNOW about flies and gnats too. And they don't use dead fish. You got no trouble in Albany telling good folks from bad and good mothers from bad mothers. The good mothers all cut the seat out of their kids' pants as that'll keep the flies and gnats off their face! Damn Straight Works Too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And Hank...yea buddy...hike it on to that xenophobe thread. But I'll have you know that the old pick-up we got off Buford has been drivin' on the water for years...and it stays real dry, what with them custom fender skirts and all. Plus we ain't gotta' listen to no radio. Why sheetfar, we got 8-track!!!

Now Mountain Ol' Buddy...I guess you probably read about the demise of 'Paw and Cletus's business. After the 3 days Cletus spent staring at Hamsterdance he had to be committed to the Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. 'Paw was so distraught that he wandered off and was last seen hangin' out at the wastewater plant mumbling sumpin' about pants pressers. So until they improve some I won't be doin' no trippin' by myself. And I am worried as Cletus is learning to play the tipple so's he can be in an crazed tipple band to be used for world domination by the CIA.

(If anyone has any idea how many threads I've referenced so far, please let me know)

But MoTyme...I do gotta ask...what is a VIRGIN TROUT? I mean are they prone to immaculate spawning or what? However I was sorry to read that your bamboo rod was split. What a bummer.

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