The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #43790   Message #641799
Posted By: Kaleea
04-Feb-02 - 02:41 AM
Thread Name: What wakes you up?
Subject: RE: What wakes you up?
I am now going to have to kill someone as the Loveboat themesong is running rampant through my braincells. What wakes me up is the sound of my kitty barfing up a hairball & the knowledge that I will (after going back to sleep & forgetting) get up & step in a mushy wet spot. Kendall, if the Loveboat does not sail away soon, I will be forced to placed a voodoo doll into a room with your name on it & put little voodoo headphones on the little voodoo doll head's & play only the Carpenters & Barry Manilow nonstop for the next 17 days. HEY! perhaps if we catters all got together & made a voodoo doll of binlately & placed it in the same room with kendalls doll with the nails on the chalkboard muzak, he would give himself up. Yeah, muzak, maybe some Porter Wagoner & video tapes of speeches of Richard Nixon. It's so crazy, it just might work! Think of the terrific info the guys questioning the "detainees" in Cuba could get by using this method. Or is it against the Geneva convention?