Bwahahahaha!

The best line EVER about the Cartwrights was in the movie "Tin Men": "You got 3 49 year old sons with a 50 year old father; it's like, 'No, Paw, I'm ridin' in the wagon this time'!" Or words to that effect. *I* always wondered who was plucking the blonde daughter's eyebrows, teasing her hair & applying her false lashes, way out west?!