I'd like to apologise for this beforehand...

His nose was full of bogeys which stuck to the hair
But it was hard to cut the nose hedge with the clippers he had there
So he went into the garden shed and found an implement
And he took them to the bathroom, plugged them in and then they went
Up his nose...

Look ahead now Marum, you can see what might befall
You could take out the mirror, the sink and the wall
Look ahead now Marum, it's too close to your brain
Shove that up your nose, you might go down the drain