JeZeBeL and I have a wee bit of a troublesome problem with our lovely house mate Chris2far and his flatulant backside which he blames on squeaky floorboards!!!! The problem is he seems to think he can compete on a higher level with one of our 3 cats Gandalf!!! Please could anyone offer any advice on what we can do about this as gas masks are quite expensive and hard to come by!!!! (catsPHiddle)

It's got really bad though, I think he might be turning into one of the cats, you see, he'll walk into our rooms, meow, fart, and leave, exactly like gandalf...I'm sure we can get him proffessional help, but it's expensive and also tig doesn't do massages that stop farts....It's getting beyond a joke, even the paints peeling off the walls now....I'm walking up them pulling me hair out...someone save us, for the sake of humanity.... (JeZ)

So PLEASE PLEASE any advice would be grately recieved ....

catsPHiddle and JeZeBeL xxxxxxx