Just on the off chance that the original posting might contain a smidgeon of a genuine plea for help, might I suggest purchasing an air deodoriser called "Neutrodol".

This is the product that veterinary surgeons rely on when they are called upon to perform bowel operations on felines and canines, and it really does work. I have no idea whether it is available in supermarkets in the UK but if not, I am sure your local vet would help.

Murray