Is it true? Can it be? Are Desdemona, Little Hawk and I the only Mudcatters who have been enlightened to the glory of William Shatner? I stand agog with mouth agape, and mind askew!!

Spaw, come on man! Find peace within yourself by finally admitting to yourself and before the Mudcat Multitude that you love the MAN! Your facade is so pathetically transparent! Come on, man. People are actually tittering behind your back. You have become like a man with a bad toupee! Please come to terms with your latent admiration for the Dear Capt. Kirk lest the titters become guffaws!

It is a painful thing to be the source of guffaws!

Your Dear and Well-meaning Friend, khandu.

(And all the Catter's say "AMEN!")