Mulder: "Sculley, get this - I got a tip from 'the man with no neck,' and..."

Sculley: "The man with no neck?

Mulder: "Yeah. The new source. Anyway, he gave me a hot tip on..."

Sculley: "The man with no neck? NO NECK?!?! Wasn't he in the Rocky Horror Picture Show?

Mulder: "Dana, don't be silly. Anyway, he told me about this case in Missouri, and I checked it out on the internet. Seems a little old guy was attacked in a Wal-Mart parking lot. The only thing the attacker did was eat his asshole."

Sculley: "Someone ate his asshole?!"

Mulder: "Yep. Anyway, that's not the weirdest thing about this case. I found out..."

Sculley: "You say this man had his ASSHOLE EATEN?!"

Mulder: "Twice now. Anyway, the guy was a member of something called NALALGFG."

Sculley: "Could you possibly spell that?"

Mulder: "Sorry. N.A.L.A.L.G.F.G. It stands for "North American Leprechaun And Little Green Fuckers Guild."

Sculley: "So now you're going to tell me there was there a rainbow leading to a pot of gold shoved up this guy's ass or something equally preposterous..."

Mulder: "That's silly, Scully. I'm just relating the facts, here. Apparently, this organazation has its own attorney on retainer. The attorney has been sending threatening letters to a Mr Jed Marum, who he believes is responsible."

Sculley: "That could be considered harrassment."

Mulder: "There's more. The police DID go to Mr Marum's home in Texas. The found traces of blood on every surface in his bathroom, and bloody rags in his trash. His wife claimed the blood was Marum's own, shed in a nose hair trimming incident. The type matches his."

Sculley: "This guy definitely sounds like a waco."

Mulder: "No, Dallas."

Sculley: "Well, let's go. I'll get someone to watch my perfectly normal alien hybrid baby, and you can get the plane tickets, and...HEY - aren't you supposed to be in hiding or something? And I definitely remember you as being taller...and less green..."

Mulder: "Err...hey LOOK! I didn't know your kid could spin her head 360 degrees! (oops...)"