"He was only a Lavender cowboy
The hairs on his chest they were two.
He wanted to fight like the he-men,
And do as the he-men do."

...and, it goes on, by tring too hard to prove himself, he got himself killed..

"....he died with two six-guns a-blazin',
But only two hairs on his chest"

funny...a phrase in German pops into my head:
"Es compt mich nicht darauf an." It doesn't make any any difference to me

(I'd start a thread on whether and how how often to rotate yer tires...but I remember the condom thread!)