Don't put Cat to sleep yet, she's cleaning for the first time ever....joke...can you sort summat out for 4am cos she gets back from work then and can't sleep as she's constantly on the net!! Just gone out n told me not to slag her off too much....where do I start...it is pick on housemate day!! I've just cleaned all the kitchen, yet again.....cat can't do it cos she's allergic to cleaning products....seriously.....chris just can't be bothered...typical male if you ask me. We have this deal, she does the lounge and I do the kitchen, Chris is conveniently out of the house or locked in his room when it comes to cleaning....hmmmmm, so if anyone has any washing up that needs doing at the jug gathering pass it in chris' direction!!

Chris says he's gonna kill me, I'm shaking in me boots, not...cats chuckling to herself, and chris is driving off without her.....shame, they have to go to the laundrette to do their washing, I just have to go home...c'est la vie!!

We don't mean to take the mick out of him, it's just that he's such an easy target, he's a wee bairn of 19, body hair of an ape, back side like a natural disaster, why shouldn't we take the mick.....oh yeah, he won't drive us around.

Welcome to the cat chris, even though I set it up for you......he's a bit of a slow typer, to say the least. We'll educate him in the way of the net. Might have to put a parental block on some sites though...his big bro is coming up for the weekend, and they think they'd be able to get away with certain sites....if only they knew......I maybe female, but I can deal with computers!!

Anyhoooo, welcome chris2far to our beloved cat. What have I done. this place was reasonably sane before I got Chris and Cat involved....aaaaaagggggggghhhhhh. Someone help. PS Tig...don't put a sleep lock on me this next few days as I'll be in Dublin and I fully intend on staying up all night drinking guinness and playing cracking tunes. You may need to mend my arm when I return, and my back, and my knees, and my neck....I'm going by coach and will be in extreme agony!!

TTFN, must go beat the "*($ out of chris now, just for being alive, teeheeteeheeteeheeteeheeteehee

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