Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel
Lascivious Litigators
1-800-U2COURT

Based on yet another possible incident in the state of Michigan where one of the members of the NALALGFG was found in East Lansing passed out on a park bench with his asshole missing, we at Flywheel, Shyster, and Flywheel, are continuing our investigations of Mr. Marum and now as we suspect, Mr. Lane as well.

Mr. Fielding, we will be monitoring your show and I advise you and your staff to cooperate fully lest you too will be enjoined in any criminal or civil action which may take place against Marum and Lane.

Regards,
Rufus T. Flywheel