If I'd seen the fortune teller a few years ago, and she'd said "From New Hampshire, you will call two friends, one from Texas and one from Michigan traveling together to visit another friend in Toronto," I probably would have wanted my money back.

What I remember from the phone conversation was that it was pretty cold, there had been a lot of peeing occurring on the way, and the trip to Toronto shouldn't include going to Buffalo after reaching Niagara Falls.