The Library of Congress lists a Big Mouth Minnie as the composer of a Fox Trot entitled "who threw the mush in grandpa's whiskers?". This song was recorded by a Peg LaCentra and the LOC has a 10" 78 rpm shellac (standard) recording of same in their collection.
That's the Facts, Jack. Now does anyone have the lyrics to this deathless ditty. I expect its tune and harmonization would follow the dictates for the day for a fox trot, but if you also have a chord progression or lead sheet, I would be interested in seeing them.