I suppose these are best if we tell them on ourselves. As a child I heard my father frequently sing the Ezra Pound parody "Winter is Icummen In" and I always wondered why "egg, you hath my ham." Now that I have a master's in English, I've been set straight on the real words (and the professor of medieval stuff who told me nearly fell on the floor laughing at my Dr. Suessian version).

SRS