I take it that National Impotence Day was a flop, then?
And as for how talented I am, it oozes out of my ears.
Nowhere else, just my ears.........
And I love the sound of the pipes, it brings out my Scottish quarter. My Grandfathers parents were Scots & Irish, everybody else English, so perhaps that makes me bloody Welsh and THAT is why you are all falling over yourselves in haste NOT to marry me!!!
Gotta go, the wife has just come home.